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FIC: Scorched Food (2/3)

FIC: Scorched Food
Author: NightRider
Rating: PG-13 for slashy implications
Fandom: Doctor Who/Torchwood
Beta: The forever amazing starxd_sparrow
Characters: The Tenth Doctor and the Torchwood Team
Summary: “I won,” the Doctor whispered. His head lifted, his face splitting onto a maniac grin. “The King of Mortashon challenged me - me - to a drinking contest! In front of the royal court, of course. Can you believe it?"
A/N: This is dedicated and written for the lovely sarkywoman. I hope she enjoys it. It's more crack than anything else.

We're going to assume that Jack and Ianto have an open relationship.





The Doctor managed to raise the bottle to his lips over Jack’s arm. Only a few drops found their way to the sleeve of Jack’s coat.

“I didn’t realize you could get drunk,” Jack commented, easing the Time Lord against the table.

The Doctor grinned. “There are a lot of things I can do that you don’t know about.”

Jack coughed, using his free hand to massage the back of his neck. “I’m sure.”

“And I’m hardly drunk,” the Doctor clarified with a pretentious sniff. “Time Lords don’t get drunk.”

“Slightly inebriated then?” Jack asked.

“Nope.”

“Let’s hope Time Lords don’t do hangovers either,” Jack said.

The Doctor’s eyes crossed and his eyebrows tilted in irritation as he stared at his tie that was dangling over his nose. Taking several breaths, he attempted to blow the offending piece of material off his face with little success.

“Greatest mind the universe,” Jack remarked, rolling his eyes. “Let me help you.” He deftly undid the knot and placed the tie on the table.

The Doctor’s eyes remained crossed as he watched the tie being removed. “I could have got that.”

Jack’s smile was gentle. “I know.”

The Doctor’s eyes caught something of interest across the Hub. “Oh, a sesquioleate diffuser!” he said happily, taking a step forward. Though his coat was barely clinging to one arm, it got tangled around his legs, and the ground came rushing up to meet him. “Oh, concrete!”

“Doctor!” Jack yelled, diving forward and catching the Doctor when his face mere inches from the floor. “You’re worse than a damn teenager.” He slid his arm further underneath the Time Lord’s chest. A pink tongue emerged and attempted to reach the floor. “Don’t lick that,” Jack chided. “You don’t know where it’s been.”

The Doctor studied his reflection in the polished floor, raising an eyebrow at Jack’s comment. “I licked you.”

Jack wasn’t sure how to respond to that. “Well, yeah.” He lifted the Doctor to his feet, his eyes scanning the room for the closest chair. The Doctor leaned against him, his flushed cheek comfortably resting against Jack’s neck.

“Let’s get that coat off,” Jack stated.

Jack could feel the muscles in the Doctor’s face contract as he grinned. “I bet you’d like that.”

“Get over yourself,” Jack replied, keeping one hand wrapped around the Doctor’s waist and using the other to remove the Doctor’s coat. “You’re not that impressive.” The Doctor chuckled, his body shuddering as laughter wracked his slender, pliant frame.

“Whoa, hold still!” Jack demanded. Keeping hold of the Doctor was like trying to hold on to a stick insect, and soon the Time Lord was lying on floor, Jack’s legs on either side of his body. Jack stared down at him wondering what in the hell just happened.

“I am that impressive,” the Doctor replied, staring up at Jack with a toothy grin.

“You’re something tonight, but I certainly wouldn’t call it impressive,” Jack said with a sigh, running his hand through his hair. “Let’s just hope there are no alien invasions or world disasters tonight.”

“Why not?” the Doctor asked, folding his arms behind his head casually. “I’m ready!”

Jack couldn’t stop from grinning exasperatedly. “Ready, huh? Think you’re ready to try standing up? We’ll focus on stopping alien invasions later.”

“If you’ll make the Hub stop spinning, I’ll gladly try standing again.”

Jack crossed his arms over his chest. “Just how much did you have to drink?”

Pulling a hand out from behind his head, the Doctor flexed his fingers as if counting. Each finger moved several times before he grinned again. “Enough,” the Time Lord said with a decisive nod.

“That doesn’t really narrow it down.”

The Doctor shrugged one shoulder. “It’s a technical term.”

“Come on,” Jack stated, reaching down and grasping the Doctor’s biceps with his hands. Jack lifted him carefully, giving him several seconds to gain his footing. He couldn’t stop his jaw from dropping when the Doctor wrapped one arm around his neck. Jack felt spiky hair poking against his neck as the Doctor dropped his chin on his shoulder.

“I think it’s time for bed,” Jack stated, wondering if he should just cut his losses and carry the drunk Time Lord to his room.

“Hmm.” The spiky hair rubbed against his neck as the Doctor tried to find a comfortable spot for his head. “Bed sounds nice.”

“Let’s get you back into the TARDIS then.” Jack started walking backwards, the Doctor stumbling slightly, his arm never leaving Jack’s neck. Jack was doing everything he could not to notice how perfectly the Doctor’s lithe body fit in his arms, or how good the Time Lord felt pressed against him.

“Wait – the TARDIS?”

Jack paused. “That is where you sleep, isn’t it?”

“What’s wrong with your room?” the Doctor asked, turning his head so his breath was now tickling Jack’s throat.

“My room?” Jack squeaked. “Why would you want to go there?”

The Doctor shrugged, his body rubbing against Jack’s. “It’s closer.”

Jack bit his lip. “Closer, yeah.” He expertly maneuvered the very accommodating Doctor to the ladder leading down to his room. Jack glanced at the ladder warily. “I could carry –“

“Over my dead body,” the Doctor interjected flatly.

“So how do you expect to get down there?”

The Doctor stepped away from him towards the entrance. “It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”

“You’re going to break your damn neck!” Jack growled, climbing down the ladder quickly and efficiently.

The Doctor shrugged and stumbled towards the bed. “I’d just regenerate.

Jack glared at him, crossing his arms over his chest for the tenth time since the Doctor’s unexpected arrival. “I’d rather you didn’t.”

“It is a nice body, isn’t it?” the Doctor asked, kicking off his trainers and collapsing into Jack’s bed face first. Jack breathed a sigh of relief.

“Roll over,” Jack encouraged, sitting on the edge of the bed and tugging on the Time Lord’s shoulder until he turned on his side. “That’s better.” The Doctor gave him another carefree smile that Jack found he was getting used to far too quickly.

“Is there anything you need?” Jack asked.

The Doctor raised an eyebrow, grinning mischievously before pulling Jack against him. Their lips clashed in a sloppy kiss, and Jack found himself kissing more of the Doctor’s nose than anything else.

“Mmph – Doct –mmph.” Jack pushed away gently, his hand resting against the side of the Doctor’s face. “Okay, what was that?”

“That was a snog. A kiss. A –“

“Yes, I know what it was, but you were kissing me.” He brushed the pad of his thumb across the Doctor’s cheekbone. “Why were you kissing me?”

“Jack, when there is a mutual attraction between two compatible –“

Jack growled, his eyes closing in frustration. Having a proper conversation with the Doctor was difficult on the best of days. Today Jack felt like he’d have better luck conversing with the Hub wall.

“I rarely do something I don’t want to do,” the Doctor added.

Jack tried to keep his thoughts focused as he stared into the Doctor’s brown eyes. “I thought I was wrong.”

“Well, you are wrong,” the Doctor explained, “and I was wrong to say that in the first place. We both know that two wrongs don’t make a right, after all. Somehow you being wrong feels right, and if feeling right is wrong then I don’t want to be right! Being right is overrated. I should know.” The Doctor tilted his head to the side. “Your jaw seems to have fallen from your face.”

Jack rubbed his free hand down his face. “What the hell did you just say?”

The Doctor sighed. “Why can’t you grasp this extraordinarily simple premise?”

“At least I can walk,” Jack replied.

“I wonder how long it took your species to master that amazing talent.”

Getting caught in the mood, Jack playfully bit the Doctor’s neck. “Watch it, you.” The Doctor twisted on his side giving Jack full access to his throat.

Swallowing hard, Jack stared at the Time Lord. “Doctor, are you sure about this?”

The Doctor caught his gaze again, long fingers wrapping around the back of Jack’s head drawing him close. “Why do you think I’m here?”

“You said you won a drinking contest. You were spouting off about wanting me to savor your triumph.”

The Doctor grinned, his voice dropping as he confirmed Jack’s suspicions. “Exactly.”

Jack groaned, his face dropping against the Doctor’s chest. “We’ve got to work on your puns.”

“I thought you would have got the hint! I didn’t think I could be any more obvious!”

Jack snickered, his head rolling to the side, playfully nipping the Doctor’s exposed collarbone. “This is a booty call.”

“A what?”

“Don’t be modest, Doctor,” Jack replied, bending down to undo the buttons on the Doctor’s shirt with his teeth. “You came here for a reason. So –“ Jack moved lower, his tongue flicking against the cool skin – “at what point during the evening did you decide you wanted this – wanted me?”

The Doctor raised his body, tipping his head back. “’Bout four years ago,” the Doctor replied with a moan. Jack froze, his tongue firmly stuck between his teeth.

“But that means –“

“Before I regenerated, yes.”

Again, Jack dropped his head against the Time Lord’s exposed chest. “You didn’t think about mentioning this little attraction sooner?”

The Doctor ran his hand through Jack’s hair. “What can I say? I’m an emotionally stunted Time Lord.”

Jack laughed. “Finally, we agree on something.”

“So where were we?” the Doctor asked, his eyebrow lifting in obvious invitation.

Jack pressed his hand against the back of the Doctor’s head, lifted him slightly, their lips meeting in a deep, leisurely kiss. The Doctor tasted of many things – of mint, of Time, and perhaps the slightly disconcerting hint of alcohol.

The Doctor unbuttoned Jack’s shirt with deft precision, his long fingers exploring the warm, muscular torso. Jack savored each twitch of the Doctor’s body, each finger that pressed roughly against his shoulders, each jerk of the Time Lord’s hips.

“Jack,” the Doctor moaned.

“What, Doctor?” Jack asked, his voice low and sultry.

“Your phone is ringing.”

“I love it when you talk – wait. What?”

“Your phone,” the Doctor repeated, attempting to untangle his legs from around Jack. “Could be important, alien invasions and all.”

“Oh, let them invade!” Jack growled, pressing his forehead against the Doctor’s.

The Doctor tilted his head so he could kiss Jack’s lips that were conveniently hovering just above his. “You don’t mean that.”

“No,” Jack sighed. “I don’t mean that.” He rolled off the bed, his fingers trailing across the Doctor’s chest as he went. “Hold that thought, okay? Give me two minutes.”

“Two minutes. Got it.” The Doctor rolled on his side so he could watch Jack climb the ladder. Curling his arms underneath his body, he settled down to wait.

Jack resisted the urge to toss the phone against the wall. “Torchwood,” he barked into the receiver.

“Jack!” Gwen yelled, causing Jack to hold the phone away from his ear. The obnoxious sounds of the pub filtered through the phone. “How’s your night going?”

“Somebody better be actively dying,” Jack stated. “What do you want?”

“Oh, hang on, Tosh wants the phone.” Jack heard the telltale signs of the phone dropping, and several people laughing over the loud music.

“Sorry about that,” Tosh apologized. “So how’s your alien friend?”

“He’s fine. We were in bed,” Jack said through clenched teeth. “What. Do. You. Want?”

“Oh, well, Ianto said we should show you the different between a social call and a –“

“I did not say that!” Ianto yelled, obviously grabbing the phone from Tosh. “Don’t listen to a word they’re saying. They’re all drunk – much like your friend. How’s that going by the way?”

“It was going fine!” Jack yelled. “I’m hanging –“

“One second, Owen wants the phone,” Ianto interjected.

Owen’s slurred voice echoed through the phone moments later, “Jack, mate, are you there?”

“What?” Jack growled.

“Why the hell are you standing there talking to me when your long lost Doctor is –“

“Goodbye, Owen,” Jack spat, slamming the phone down on his desk. He glared at the phone for several seconds before remembering who was tucked in his bed waiting on him. Jogging back to the ladder, he dropped several feet to the floor, smiling as he spun around.

“I’m back,” Jack said, stepping towards the bed. His face fell at once. “Oh no.”

The Time Lord’s eyes were closed, his chest rising and falling evenly as he softly snored against the pillow.

Jack couldn’t resist stating the obvious. “You’re asleep.” He reached out hesitantly, his fingers barely touching the Doctor’s cool cheek. “I’m going to have to a find a whole new team,” Jack continued quietly, “because I’m going to kill each one of them. Slowly.”

He glanced at the couch in the corner of the room before his eyes drifted back to the Time Lord. “Fuck it,” he murmured, crawling carefully onto the bed and settling behind the Doctor. The bed shifted under his weight, and as if drawn to the warmth, the Doctor rolled over, tucking his head underneath Jack’s chin.

“Night, Doctor.”

Part 3

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shinodabear
May. 6th, 2008 04:07 pm (UTC)
“Don’t lick that,” Jack chided. “You don’t know where it’s been.”

The Doctor studied his reflection in the polished floor, raising an eyebrow at Jack’s comment. “I licked you.”


Ha!

“So how do you expect to get down there?”

The Doctor stepped away from him towards the entrance. “It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”


I could totally see this happening on the show, really. Maybe not the whole Doctor-getting-drunk thing, 'cause it has to be nice for the "kiddies" but it's just too hilarious to pass up!

Today Jack felt like he’d have better luck conversing with the Hub wall.

Any day, really Jack. It's quite difficult. *G*

This was just hilarious. Loved it to bits.
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 04:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you! It's always extra nice when someone takes the time to point out the lines that they liked. :)

Oh yes, we agree completely when it comes to the Doctor's ability to verbalize his feelings. *facepalm*

This was just hilarious. Loved it to bits.

Aww. Thanks, sweetie. I'm so glad it made you laugh. :)
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nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 04:19 pm (UTC)
LOL That's exactly what my beta said!

Thanks for taking the time to respond. :)
nightswhisper
May. 6th, 2008 04:24 pm (UTC)
XD oh my god that was BEAUTIFUL. So SO beautiful! I'm roaring in laughter... I think I've scared my roommate. XD Which is not-so-good.

The licking line, and killing lines were beautiful. I'm sure Jack's gonna make their lives HELL when they get back.
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 04:35 pm (UTC)
Your icon is fabulous! *instant icon love*

LOL Glad I could help you scare your roommate. ;) Laughter is a good thing.

Thanks for the lovely review! I'm so glad you enjoyed this chapter.
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doctorinchains
May. 6th, 2008 04:36 pm (UTC)
'“You’re going to break your damn neck!” Jack growled, climbing down the ladder quickly and efficiently.

The Doctor shrugged and stumbled towards the bed. “I’d just regenerate.'
Dunno why, but in my head the Doctor's voice sounded just so resigned about the regenerating thing (kinda like it was no big deal) that it made me really, really laugh. This was wonderful and tons of fun....and I'm with your beta - we need one more episode here, with morning after sex, or 'oh look, the Doctor got up in the middle of the night for a pee so he's awake, let's seduce him again' sex.......
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
Dunno why, but in my head the Doctor's voice sounded just so resigned about the regenerating thing (kinda like it was no big deal) that it made me really, really laugh.

The way he burns through regenerations, I can see him feeling that way. ;)

Another person is siding with my beta! You're all plotting against me. :P And yes, I love it.

Thanks for the thoughtful review! You're very kind.
ksmeg
May. 6th, 2008 04:38 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha this was awesome. Hope we get to see some of the repercussions. And ditto on the morning-after sex ;)
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 05:12 pm (UTC)
We've got another vote for the morning-after sex! I should start keeping count. LOL

Thanks for the lovely review!
vail_kagami
May. 6th, 2008 04:39 pm (UTC)
"Your jaw seems to have fallen from your face."
Love that part!

This entire fic is so lovely because the Doctor is so increbibly cute here! It makes me want to feed him lots and lots of alcohol to see if that really works!

I liked Jack's old team but I agree that they have to die. Still, the Doctor tucking his head under Jack's chin was adorable, so maybe I'll forgive them. Partly. Meaning we'll only kill Ianto and Gwen, okay?
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 05:14 pm (UTC)
hehehe The Doctor's right/wrong speech was probably my favorite part. How can you not love him? He's too precious for words.

Meaning we'll only kill Ianto and Gwen, okay?

Just tell me when and where, darling! ;)

Thanks for all the kind words and support. I wouldn't write nearly as fast without you and considering how slow I still am, I'd be in a bad place without you!
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dark_dreymer
May. 6th, 2008 04:52 pm (UTC)
OMG this is just as good as the first one, so many funny lines I'll try to pick out some faves.

“Oh, a sesquioleate diffuser!” he said happily, taking a step forward. Though his coat was barely clinging to one arm, it got tangled around his legs, and the ground came rushing up to meet him. “Oh, concrete!” Haha, the Doctor is that easilly amused normally :D

“So how do you expect to get down there?”

The Doctor stepped away from him towards the entrance. “It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”
Lol XD

“Yes, I know what it was, but you were kissing me.” He brushed the pad of his thumb across the Doctor’s cheekbone. “Why were you kissing me?”

“Jack, when there is a mutual attraction between two compatible –“
Drunk!Doctor is so adorable.

I'm in agreement with the mob, sequel plz, k thnx ^^
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 05:21 pm (UTC)
YAY! Thanks for pointing out all those lines! The Doctor is easily amused on the best of days. Add some alcohol, it's all over! ;)

LOL Another vote for a sequel. I thought this was the sequel!

Thanks for the lovely review. I appreciate it!
petit_fox
May. 6th, 2008 05:21 pm (UTC)
YAY! *squeeeeeeeeee* You made my day posting the second part of that glorious fic yof yours! Weeeeeeee!

First of all...there is s third part, don't you think so?! :D I rly hope so!

Let's get it started, you know I'm a one liner betch xD :

“I am that impressive,” the Doctor replied, staring up at Jack with a toothy grin.
“You’re something tonight, but I certainly wouldn’t call it impressive,” Jack said with a sigh
Haha! LAughed so hard. I love your jokes and all those funny moments, epic glory!
Then the part when the Doc is counting his fingers just for letting Jack to know that he had...just enough*rofl*
"I’d just regenerate." “I’d rather you didn’t.”
Righto Jack! My thought too!

Btw I LOVE your Doctor completely random. He keeps telling Jack all those... random things *head desk...ROFL* Yay!
And the TW team, that was made of win! Especially Owen's evil remark XD

LOVE YOU!

nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 05:35 pm (UTC)
You are such a sweetheart! Your feedback has totally made my day! :D

Thanks for posting all those lines. Yes, the Doctor doesn't need to regenerate any time soon. If Jack has anything to do with it, he certainly won't be.

YAY for Owen! That man will always have a special spot in my heart. *cuddles Owen*

And we've got another vote for the sequel! I'll have to consult with my muses and hopefully they'll agree.

Thanks again for the wonderful review! You, once again, get the best comment award. *hugs*
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sarkywoman
May. 6th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. *mems*

It's all so good! AND IT'S FOR MEEEEEE!

I don't suppose you'd consider an embarrassed!hungover!Doc sequel? With snuggling? *makes puppy dog eyes at you*

My favourite ROFL moments were either:

“I’m going to have to a find a whole new team,” Jack continued quietly, “because I’m going to kill each one of them. Slowly.”

The Doctor stepped away from him towards the entrance. “It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”

And the drunken almost-foreplay was nice too, I feel so sorry for Jack.



nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
And this is the point where I breathe a massive sigh of relief. :D It's difficult when you're writing for someone. You always hope they'll like it.

There's currently a massive outcry for a sequel. We'll have to see how it goes.

Thanks for pointing out those lines! It's extra special when someone takes the time to do that.

*hugs you*

Thanks again, darling!
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laurab1
May. 6th, 2008 09:01 pm (UTC)
Awww :) Oh, boys ;)
nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
Thank you! :D
hence_the_name
May. 6th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Squee! It's up!

The Doctor’s eyes caught something of interest across the Hub. “Oh, a sesquioleate diffuser!” he said happily, taking a step forward. Though his coat was barely clinging to one arm, it got tangled around his legs, and the ground came rushing up to meet him. “Oh, concrete!”

Bwah! That cracked me up. As did this whole fic. I love the Doctor's explanation of why Jack isn't wrong anymore, or something--that's so very Doctorish. And this (forgive the long quote):

“Mmph – Doct –mmph.” Jack pushed away gently, his hand resting against the side of the Doctor’s face. “Okay, what was that?”

“That was a snog. A kiss. A –“

“Yes, I know what it was, but you were kissing me.” He brushed the pad of his thumb across the Doctor’s cheekbone. “Why were you kissing me?”

“Jack, when there is a mutual attraction between two compatible –“


Best. Exchange. Ever.

I love how drunk!Doctor, while completely smashed, is still in control enough to run conversational rings around Jack.

Also, I'd like you to know, you write hot Jack/Doctor almost!sex. I know I haven't gotten to all your fic yet, but if you haven't already, I suggest you go all the way... ;)

hence_the_name
May. 6th, 2008 09:31 pm (UTC)
Oh, and PS: Mad love for your icon.
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souleswanderer
May. 6th, 2008 10:59 pm (UTC)
Well the kid is finally gone, (9mo old, still sick, so screamed most of the day, poor lil girl). But didn't allow for anything like posting a comment. I have not perused the comments, so I do apologize if I repeat material here.

First off, thanks for the laugh today!! Now off to the rest--

The Doctor grinned. “There are a lot of things I can do that you don’t know about.”

Oh, do tell. Interested readers are very curious. You do realize you just spawned multiple plot bunnies with that line..go ahead, ask. I dare you.

Taking several breaths, he attempted to blow the offending piece of material off his face with little success.

The Doctor has just invented a new drunk party game :)

“Don’t lick that,” Jack chided. “You don’t know where it’s been.”

The Doctor studied his reflection in the polished floor, raising an eyebrow at Jack’s comment. “I licked you.”


Rofl, this bit was worth the price of admission alone!! Priceless!

“If you’ll make the Hub stop spinning, I’ll gladly try standing again.”

This just goes to show you that Time Lords indeed don't get inebri-um-whats it -ate something. yeah that.

Jack felt spiky hair poking against his neck as the Doctor dropped his chin on his shoulder.

See? This was paragraph three section four in the companion book. If one can't find a hand to hold, improvise.

“It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”

The Doctor always has a plan. Brilliant mind, that.

“That was a snog. A kiss. A –“

wonder what Jack's been drinking? He forgot what a kiss was?

“I thought you would have got the hint! I didn’t think I could be any more obvious!”

Little did the Doctor realize, Jack is actually a follow the diagram type of man.

Give me two minutes.

I'm guessing the next time the Doctor visits, Jack will retcon all his people first, so no one calls to interrupt.

“I’m going to have to a find a whole new team,” Jack continued quietly, “because I’m going to kill each one of them. Slowly.”

Perfect Jack!

LOL, crackfic! Made me laugh so hard I was crying--and I'm blaming you for my sudden outbursts at work this next week, especially when the line - You don't know where that's been - gets uttered.

Thanks for sharing!!






nightrider101
May. 6th, 2008 11:02 pm (UTC)
Wow. *is shocked* Well, if I hadn't basically offered to have your Time Lord babies after that fic offering you emailed me, I certainly would now!

Holy long feedback! You're really way too good to me. :D

Oh, do tell. Interested readers are very curious. You do realize you just spawned multiple plot bunnies with that line..go ahead, ask. I dare you.

I'll bite! You start writing! :D

Thank you so much for providing such a thoughtful, hilarious review. I think I laughed more reading this than I did when I wrote the fic!

I'm so glad this little fic offering made you laugh. My work here is done!
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supasass
May. 7th, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
Eeee! I missed this yesterday! I'm drunk myself so everything that drunk!Doctor is doing is making perfect sense! I also have to say, you write good foreplay ;) maybe some hungover morning sex? Hungover!Doctor would be so cute!

I laughed and "mmm'd" (during the foreplay bits) all the way through the fic but the bits that made me cackle were:

“Jack,” the Doctor moaned.

“What, Doctor?” Jack asked, his voice low and sultry.

“Your phone is ringing.”

“I love it when you talk – wait. What?”

Hee! And of course:

The Doctor stepped away from him towards the entrance. “It’s rather simple, really.” He took several steps forward, grasped for the ladder, missed it completely, and fell onto the bedroom floor. He peered up at Jack, smiling brightly. “See?”

:D I also enjoyed sloppy drunk kissing when you miss lips completely. One time a guy snogged my eye. Actively put me off men for life (well, until I started watching Doctor Who...) Sequel? Pretty please? I'll squee so loud you'll think it's all in your head and you've gone fanfic mad.
xxx


nightrider101
May. 7th, 2008 03:19 pm (UTC)
You were drunk too, huh? You should join the Doctor! I'm sure he wouldn't mind the extra company. :D

Thanks for pointing out those lines. I was wondering if anyone got the talk dirty reference. ;) What can I say? I've got a warped mind. lol

Sequel? Pretty please? I'll squee so loud you'll think it's all in your head and you've gone fanfic mad.

Wow! You know how to drive a hard bargain! I'll definitely see what I can do. ;) I'm feeling the need to go back to some angst for awhile, but this story is certainly not forgotten.
aschicca
May. 7th, 2008 09:33 am (UTC)
Yay there's more!!!!!!!! This second installment (because honey you know you're going to write at least a third one right? *G*) was even better than the first one! I don't know what to quote because there are too many sentences that are my favourites and I can't choose!

*quotes the whole story* <--- this is my favourite bit *G*

Loved this so much! Funny andhot is always a great combination :) I demand more! Lol

*hugs*
nightrider101
May. 7th, 2008 03:17 pm (UTC)
Oh no. You can't ask me for a sequel. You're a hard person to deny! Being a hermit and all, well, it's hard to refuse a fellow hermit! ;)

Thanks for the lovely review. If this fic offering made you laugh then my work here is done!
foalen
May. 7th, 2008 09:40 am (UTC)
Oh I loved this! Thank you for making a second installment and I add my vote for further installments. There were so many funny lines in this. I adore your Drunk!Doctor. He's adorable when he's drunk.
nightrider101
May. 7th, 2008 03:15 pm (UTC)
Aww! Your icon is too cute for words!

I'm so glad you enjoyed drunk!Doctor. ;) This has been a blast to write. I'm thrilled that it was so well received.
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